Why do people I barely know always tell me when they have random no strings sex with a different person every week? Do you think you’re bragging? That shits not cute, you’re a whore.
I spend my time in department store toy isles playing with cat toys. If you take me seriously all the time, I probably offend you. I'm in love with the most gorgeous girl in the world. And she makes me feel like the luckiest man alive. I'm pretty cynical, and 90% of the time I'm an asshole. I'm kind of getting into fashion
-Aquarius
-Cosmetologist