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I spend my time in department store toy isles playing with cat toys. If you take me seriously all the time, I probably offend you. I'm in love with the most gorgeous girl in the world. And she makes me feel like the luckiest man alive. I'm pretty cynical, and 90% of the time I'm an asshole. I'm kind of getting into fashion
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I’m still in love with her okay.

I’m still in love with her okay.

1 year ago on May 13th | J | 7 notes

Unofficial List Of People That Need To Sit On My Face

[I’m alternating between girls and boys until I’m done.]

Andrej Pejic


Audrey Kitching



Samuel Larsen



Hannah Beth


Rick Genest



Sandra Alvarenga


Michael James



Kirsten Vangsness

So if you’re any of the people listed above, and you’re ever interested, please by all means, direct your genitalia toward my mouth.

1 year ago on March 18th | J | 3 notes

Top 5 Most Attractive Girls [In My Opinion]:

In no particular order.

Leda Monsterbunny - Shes like the prettiest girl Ive ever seen. Kai?

Valerie (I don’t know if she wants me to put her name on the internet :D) - Im serious. ._.


Audrey Kitching - I want her babies, I have since high school.


Sandra Alvarenga - Unf. The end.


Hannah Beth -shes beyond gorgeous.

1 year ago on October 7th | J | 6 notes

jenniferhopex:

Audrey Kitching 2012

She is beyond beautiful.There are men I would go straight for, and in turn, this woman, I would go totally lesbian for.

1 year ago on October 1st | J | 10 notes
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Fact: I do actually LOVE Audrey Kitching.

Fact: I do actually LOVE Audrey Kitching.

1 year ago on October 1st | J | 92 notes