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Shakir
I spend my time in department store toy isles playing with cat toys. If you take me seriously all the time, I probably offend you. I'm in love with the most gorgeous girl in the world. And she makes me feel like the luckiest man alive. I'm pretty cynical, and 90% of the time I'm an asshole. I'm kind of getting into fashion
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-Cosmetologist
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My Princess: I post a dude fucking another dude, I lost 2 followers; you post a dude fucking a horse's corpse.. half corpse ...the head without skin and you lost none. I'm so pissed.
Me: lmaoo what a good comentary about society. or my followers take that how you will.
3 weeks ago on May 25th | J | 2 notes

my girlfriend is 100% Targaryen, and I am actually 100% Lannister. 
but that’s okay, it’s all good, we still 100% in love.

Also she is beginning to talk like I do and it’s truly the cutest shit ever. that’s how you know it’s real. 

4 weeks ago on May 21st | J | 2 notes

this was deadass me a year ago, and me now.
i am kind of shocked.
I’ve lost weight, i’ve perfected my hair, I’ve got a style. (and a lovely girlfriend to help along the way)
What a difference that one year can make though. *-*

4 weeks ago on May 21st | J | 2 notes
saw this on the way to my class today *.*

saw this on the way to my class today *.*

4 weeks ago on May 21st | J | 1 note

So I wake up to the following text from my girlfriend:
“Daddies something stung me, if I don’t show up is because I died, I miss you so bad!!”

HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA TEXT ME THAT AND THEN NOT REPLY TO ME AS SOON AS I TEXT YOU BACK. OR BE ONLINE. OR SOMETHING. OH MY GOD.
if she dead ima kill her.

1 month ago on April 27th | J | 0 notes
i must need cock
or i am not a reasonable woman and i do not earn my place in the kitchen.
and the honor of cooking for my husband while he fucks his secretary late at night in his office.
what am i
a monster.
a public offender for just simply not taking anyone’s shit
and decided to wait for whoever made me happy
without checking what’s between their thighs first
“OP, VAGINA, NOPE.
sorry, you have a pussy this means you can’t make me happy because we think with our genitals and therefore you are unable to understand my feelings, support me, love me and please me in any possible way because you’re not smart and strong as any other human being with a penis, a vajayjay or both or none, sorry.
next life, pal.
my girlfriend talking about same sex dating.
3 months ago on February 28th | J | 9 notes
I can go on , it ends up with sex, always. Everything about us ends up with sex.
My girlfriend explaining how things will work when we move in together and she tries to go grocery shopping.
4 months ago on January 31st | J | 0 notes
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5 months ago on January 13th | J | 94,803 notes

There are a few things you don’t bring up on tumblr
-Self Harm
-Women’s rights
-Gay Rights
-Rape

You bring up any of those, don’t matter what your opinion is, you are asking to be slaughtered.

5 months ago on December 24th | J | 5 notes
6 months ago on December 2nd | J | 41 notes

“I love you, boy, girl, whatever I love you just like that and I don’t care if my family or your family has a problem with it. You’re the one I want with me forever and you’re going to be the one who’s going to be with me. If there’s someone who wants to enjoy the happiness we share good, more than welcome. If others want to judge, we don’t need them on our lives so sorry, keep being miserable and unhappy and Good Bye.  I am not going to change any inch of you just because society think it’s wrong.”

said my perfect girlfriend.

8 months ago on October 12th | J | 0 notes

“I used to be bisexual, I’m not anymore, but I think it’s cool you have a girlfriend.”

10 months ago on July 29th | J | 4 notes
Smart people know the other gender is too damn problematic. Smart people know straight couples are boring and lame.
My lovely girlfriend
11 months ago on July 21st | J | 1 note