I told my dad i was going to take a picture of him using his new grill, and omfg, he just did this instantly.
Sometimes I find messages on my computer that I sent -years- ago, and I reread them, and when i hear how nice I sounded to this person all I can think is ‘what the fuck did they do to warrant that behavior from me’
It’s a little distressing the things that straight girls think are sexually normal/settle for sexually.
only a little though, because it does not affect me at all.
- My Princess: I post a dude fucking another dude, I lost 2 followers; you post a dude fucking a horse's corpse.. half corpse ...the head without skin and you lost none. I'm so pissed.
- Me: lmaoo what a good comentary about society. or my followers take that how you will.
i really truly asked my girlfriend to dress me tomorrow so i wouldn’t ‘look like a huge faggot’ my exact words.
she asked no questions, she just chose my clothes.
my girlfriend is 100% Targaryen, and I am actually 100% Lannister.
but that’s okay, it’s all good, we still 100% in love.
Also she is beginning to talk like I do and it’s truly the cutest shit ever. that’s how you know it’s real.
I don’t understand why everyone acts like any celebrity
(No matter how actually…not famous, because I hate to break it to someone, some singer in a metal band is not a ‘celebrity’ but anyway) who says ‘don’t self harm’ is some kind of saint. Do you realize that 90% of the human population supports that sentiment? They aren’t any more special or unique or kind than anyone else, of course its ‘nice’ but just because they have a platform a few thousand people see does not mean they are suddenly a philosophical genius.
Exhibitionist / Voyeur: 54%
Pros to knowing me:
- Your opinion will always matter to me more than my mother’s.
- You will always come before my mother.
Cons to knowing me:
- I have some serious ass mommy issues
- And they affect my entire sense of self worth occasionally.
Happy Mother’s Day Everyone!!
So I wake up to the following text from my girlfriend:
“Daddies something stung me, if I don’t show up is because I died, I miss you so bad!!”
HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA TEXT ME THAT AND THEN NOT REPLY TO ME AS SOON AS I TEXT YOU BACK. OR BE ONLINE. OR SOMETHING. OH MY GOD.
if she dead ima kill her.
"Before you speak you should taste your words to make sure they are palatable"
I think a lot of people who get offended/complain easily really need to reevaluate themselves. Like if some kid sitting behind a computer screen can ‘hurt your self esteem’ maybe you don’t have that much in the first place. And that was not caused by that person. Nor is it their fault.
Sure it’s shitty of people to ‘say mean things’ to you. But you are going to run into even shittier people, all the time, in the REAL world. Your acquaintances, your ‘friends’ your co-workers, your bosses. If you can’t deal with some jackass behind a computer, how the actual fuck are you going to survive when you become a functioning member of society.