Pros to knowing me:

• Your opinion will always matter to me more than my mother’s.
• You will always come before my mother.

Cons to knowing me:

• I have some serious ass mommy issues
• And they affect my entire sense of self worth occasionally. 

Happy Mother’s Day Everyone!!

I hate my mother.

Hate.

Detest.

This is not a ‘teenage mood-swing’ this is not a ‘she told me I couldn’t do something’

No. There is nothing she said no to, nothing she’s done today.

In general, everything she does is immature, stupid, emotionally driven, and just plain uncivilized.

I am ashamed to be related to her.

Force me to eat lunch, then call me fat for whatever I choose to barely eat.
Grade A parenting there bitch.

I know how when you say something like ‘I hate my mom’ no one thinks you really mean it. And later, you and you’re mom are okay, and you don’t ‘hate’ her anymore.

But I really do. I hate my mother. She makes me sick 23 out of the 24 hours of the day.
Every single day.